I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA
Plot twist of my life
i think about these kinda things a lot
it’s even sadder when you consider that eevee evolves to sylveon with love (and umbreon with friendship)
so this eevee really loved its trainer when it evolved
only to be greeted with this
are you trying to kill me
I don’t even play Pokémon anymore and I’m sad.
who gave you the right
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink